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Stitches [Blu-ray]

Ross Noble (Actor), Tommy Knight (Actor), Conor McMahon (Director) Rated:
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Format: Blu-ray
4.2 4.2 out of 5 stars 515 ratings
IMDb5.7/10.0
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Genre Horror
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Contributor Tommy Knight, Shane Murray Corcoran, Conor McMahon, Ross Noble, Gemma-Leah Devereux, Thommas Kane Byrnes See more
Language English
Runtime 1 hour and 27 minutes
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Ten years after a prank on his birthday left hired clown Stitches dead on his kitchen floor, Tommy's childhood friends gather to plan one last birthday party to end all parties. But they didn't count on the degenerate jester returning from the grave to seek vengeance on the children who caused his untimely end. Now Tommy and his friends are on the run from an undead jokester who's ready to use every trick in the book to exact his revenge. Dead Meat director Conor McMahon delivers a delirious slasher with STITCHES, the hilariously twisted and blood soaked tale of one very bad clown.

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  • Is Discontinued By Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ No
  • MPAA rating ‏ : ‎ R (Restricted)
  • Product Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 0.7 x 7.5 x 5.4 inches; 2.4 ounces
  • Item model number ‏ : ‎ 10310299
  • Director ‏ : ‎ Conor McMahon
  • Media Format ‏ : ‎ Blu-ray, Widescreen, NTSC
  • Run time ‏ : ‎ 1 hour and 27 minutes
  • Release date ‏ : ‎ April 2, 2013
  • Actors ‏ : ‎ Ross Noble, Tommy Knight, Shane Murray Corcoran, Gemma-Leah Devereux, Thommas Kane Byrnes
  • Studio ‏ : ‎ Dark Sky Films
  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B00A92MBRO
  • Country of Origin ‏ : ‎ USA
  • Number of discs ‏ : ‎ 1
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.2 4.2 out of 5 stars 515 ratings

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4.2 out of 5 stars
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Elizabeth Renee Blue
5.0 out of 5 stars I love Stitches the Clown!
Reviewed in the United States on January 20, 2014
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Honestly, I went into it not expecting much. But that notion was quickly dispelled by the opening scene. Hahahaha! That was one of the best opening scenes! I just loved Stitches! Great one liners! I gotta remember one for future use: Anal time nazi tells me: "You're late." Me: "Yeah...and You're (effin') ugly." Thanks from the very bottom of my 'always late' heart! His look was just perfect. The story is definitely a horror comedy. I am a horror fanatic, not so much comedy. The only other one I can think of that I loved is "Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil". And I went and bought that, after streaming it, just like I did with this one.

Besides Stitches morbid wit, the kill scenes were so creative (and definitely not interested in any kind of realism, duh) and hilarious. My only beef was with the meow. She was innocent! When will they (horror movie makers) get the hint that these scenes are not 1) scary or 2) funny! But still, it was obviously fake so....I won't hold it against them.

I wasn't familiar with Ross Noble so I googled him. He's a very successful standup comic. His comedy is very unique, so it's worth checking out (owl boobs, anyone? lol). Stitches was Ross' first movie. Great job! Thanks for the laughs. Its rare nowadays.
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Jeff Virgona
5.0 out of 5 stars Fun
Reviewed in the United States on September 22, 2023
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Great flick
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Einsatz
4.0 out of 5 stars “Not every party ends with a dead clown.”
Reviewed in the United States on June 17, 2023
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Zero originality went into the very basic plot…the film starts and ends with a birthday party taking place in the same house. In between is a dull homage to the usual school mistreatment at the hand(s) of a few bullies and a lot of daft friends. I almost gave up at that point. I’m glad I didn’t. The best part of this movie begins with the first appearance, and then reappearance of Stitches, the incompetent clown. The main problem with this movie is too much time is wasted on the stock characters (the children young and older), and not enough time is given to the titled character...who is worth watching.
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Alexander Garcia
5.0 out of 5 stars I Love Ross Noble!
Reviewed in the United States on July 5, 2013
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Before i start this i got just one question to ask is "Everybody Happy?" if not you will be after watching this movie.

Stitches is everything you could ask for in a Horror/Comedy It's entertaining, funny, gory and for the most just a great well made movie, it really delivers everything a Horror/Comedy stands for and is up there with the best of them if not on the top! It has Strong Bloody Violence And Gore, Sexual Content, Language, Drug And Alcohol Use-All Involving Teens and thats just what the MPAA R rating read's that right there should make you want to see it. The acting is great I've never seen a better Clown played so perfectly by anyone, Ross Noble aka Stitches is now up there near the top of the Clown ranks, Funnier then Krusty, More Dangerous than The Joker, Pennywise, ICP, and Pogo(Gacy) combined, and with a little help from viewers he'll be more famous than the Big Clown himself Ronald McDonald in no time.

I hope to see a sequel or two in the future, there's not many Teen Slasher Clown Horror Comedy's out there that are worth watching I'm glad to say I've seen this movie.
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Lee McGehee
5.0 out of 5 stars All the balloons for the dinosaurs are extinct
Reviewed in the United States on September 5, 2022
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Unlike the other German ratings, this movie was not a flop but actually a bop!

We watched it and everyone is indeed happy!!!

No cap straight bussin bussin
[Fire Emoji][Fire Emoji][Clown Emoji][Kitchen Knife Emoji]
[Cat Emoji][Egg Emoji][Tricycle Emoji][Ice-cream Emoji]
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Ashley King
3.0 out of 5 stars Clown Horror Done Right
Reviewed in the United States on January 27, 2022
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Don't let the 3 stars fool you, I actually really liked this film. Enough to earn 4 stars on it's own, however this movie lacked a few key points that would have made it 5 stars, and I hate when films don't live up to their potential, so 3 it is.

First a foremost the kills: Fun, funny, clown themed. They made the movie. This film understood it's not enough to have a clown as your killer, because I'm sorry, for people with Coulrophobia I feel you, but clowns aren't scary. I too have a fear of a ridiculous thing, Styrofoam, so I'm not here to judge, but if my fear was as prevalent as yours they would capitalize it the same way most films do, put a Styrofoam creature as the monster, and nothing more. This film was smart, and made good use of it's creativity always working in some clown theme into someone's death, whether it was pulling a rabbit out of a 'hat' or tying 'balloon' animals, I came in hoping to see a clown horror film, and I got it, and it was cackling fun.

However, the films greatest detriment was unfortunately the Clown. Let me rephrase that, rather, the clowns back story. This film, despite all it's fun inventiveness, failed to find a reason for this all to come about. It's got lore, which I thought was a nice touch involving the eggs, but it's missing a character arch for the clown. This is in no way a spoiler since it happens within the first ten minutes of the film, but we see the clown who is a jerk, doesn't care about being a clown, who think kids suck, and dies via an accident. How he's brought back, I'll leave untouched because that lore I liked, and had no problem with. But his motivations to come back to kill the kids just wasn't there.

So despite it's ability to stay true to it's premise, it wasn't clever enough to give us a reason to like or understand the clown. Not to say that he's unlikable, once he starts killing he's great, but they are missing a beat needed to give him good enough motivation to thus separate him from 'insert anything people find scary here' kills.

The simplest fix, and it's simple which is why it's three stars, is make the clown still kind of ratty and gross a struggling clown, but actually cares about his craft. And have the opening be a horror film short in itself, dealing with horrible snot nose children booing and yelling he tries to hold it all together, breaking his psyche, and thus leading to his death. Do all villains need a sympathetic back story, no, and I wouldn't expect it from the trash 'Clown horror' films I have seen in the past, but this had all the right stuff, but the set up was so sloppy, and whatever, while it does go a long way to make you forget that, it's still there.

3/5 stars,+4 stars because the clown kills as a clown should kill 'Showmanship!", +1 star cause it took the time to invent a fun lore to clown mythos, -2 stars because while there was a great reason why he'd come back, there was absolutely no reason why he should be a killer, let alone target those particular kids.
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The Daddy
1.0 out of 5 stars Save your money and time.
Reviewed in the United States on July 19, 2015
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Anyone that gave this movie more than 1 star would watch a snail cross the road for entertainment. If you value your time don't waste it on this movie. This movie SUCKED! There was nothing in this movie SCARY. The only thing scary about this movie is the DVD cover. All of the actors must have been picked up on a street corner. If they went to an acting school they should get a refund. This is not a HORROR movie, don't let the cover fool you. This movie is a comedy with gore that is not gory. Don't watch it you will be glad you didn't.
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Nigel Hogg
5.0 out of 5 stars Good film
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on July 13, 2023
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A very quirky take on the genre!
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Cordelia Palmer
5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant. Utterly, rubbishly brilliant. Really fantastic.
Reviewed in Canada on March 24, 2016
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Love this so much. Utterly rubbish in the very best of ways. Ross Noble is fantastic in the role of the deranged, wronged, undead clown out for revenge. The special effects and costume makeup are terrible, making this movie all the more hilarious. Really a brilliant movie. I desperately want a sequel.
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BorderBoy
4.0 out of 5 stars Buena horror/comedy.
Reviewed in Mexico on July 25, 2015
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Cinta protagonizada por el comediante Ross Noble, que trata sobre un payaso bastante nefasto (pero genial) que atiende una fiesta infantil en la que termina siendo asesinado, debido a una broma de los niños y 6 años después regresa para vengarse de esos niños.
Esta horror comedia es de la vena de Slither, Severance, Evil Dead, en la que sale bien combinado el elemento de terror con humor negro, aunado a esto toneladas de sangre y un personaje principal atractivo que así como provoca miedo también risa.
En la contraportada podemos leer que pinta para convertirse en un clásico de culto, y no podría estar más de acuerdo: es increíble.
El bluRay contiene idioma en inglés y subtítulos en inglés y español, los extras: comentario de los realizadores, detrás de cámaras, bloopers y trailer.
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APB- Girl
5.0 out of 5 stars KEINE Angst vor Clowns habe ich,..............
Reviewed in Germany on August 13, 2016
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........DOCH,- vor King`s " Pennywise " und diesem irischen Akrobaten hier....
kann ich echt Angst kriegen. Köstlich amüsieren oder gar fremdschämen?
Ich will es mal so formulieren: Bei diesem Clown, grotesk und aber fabelhaft dargestellt
von Ross Noble, stürmt alles auf einmal auf den Zuschauer ein; Spaß und ordentlich derbe
Pöbeleien, zwischen Kindern und Erwachsenen, werden tatsächlich nach bereits Sieben Minuten
von blankem Horror und unglaublichem Entsetzen überrannt. Habe ich SO noch nicht erlebt.
STITCHES- BÖSER CLOWN- ein Toter, ein schlechtes(vielleicht) Gewissen, schaurige Atmosphäre,
eine schon witzige Beschwörung,- und plötzlich so gar nicht mehr witzige Albtraum- Geister.
Geister? Oder die brutale Realität? Dieser Film ist vorhersehbar- und dann wieder nicht. Mir gefällt es.
" Hör zu,.....ein Clown, der seinen Auftritt nicht vollendet, wird niemals in Frieden ruhen! "

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Story:

Als Geburtstagsclown " Stitches " fristet Richard ein unbefriedigendes Dasein.
Lacher erntet er seltenst von seinem jungen Publikum,
Nach einem Streich kommt er ums Leben- doch der letzte Vorhang ist noch
nicht gefallen- der abgehalfterte Clown lechzt nach Vergeltung, blutiger...........
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Fazit:

" Was schreist du denn so, Betsy? Du steckst doch noch ganz andere Sachen weg. "
Nach einem Zeitsprung des kleinen Jungen mit seinem mehr als grausigen Geburtstagserlebnis
fährt STITCHES das Barometer der Spannung auf ekelige Slasher- Manier enorm in die Höhe.
Hier sind sie- Sechs Jahre später nach dem traumatischen Vorfall: Bulger, Vinny, Mary, Betsy, Kate, Paul.
Und Tommy. Sechs Jahre sind vergangen,....aus Kindern wurden Teenager, die nun heimgesucht werden.
Praktisch so, wie Freddy, Jason oder Michael es schon liebten- nur ohne blutrote Clownsnase halt.
STITCHES- BÖSER CLOWN: Party, Messer, Dosenöffner(grins) , Schlächterspielchen.
Spuk, Horror, Grusel. Witz, kesse Sprüche, Spannung. Und eine blutdurchtränkte, geile, gute Story.
Mit blutjungen, guten Darstellern.
STITCHES- BÖSER CLOWN ist nicht unbedingt wahnsinnig angsteinflößend, aber dafür morbide, makaber....
und schwarzhumorig. Splattert sich clownbezogen lustig durch die Teenie- Reihen. Und man kann ihn nicht mal
ansatzweise ernst nehmen, doch er ist durchgehend interessant und unglaublich skurril. Finde ich.
Der Humor bitterböse, die Effekte zum Kotzen herrlich- und sehr kreativ. Lach.
B- Movie Niveau, doch eben echt gut. So gut, dass er von mir den fünften Stern bekommt. Anstandslos.
" Billy! Der Clown ist wieder da!! "
" Komm, komm,....komm her zu mir! "

Lauflänge: 82.41 Minuten ( mit sehr lustigem Abspann ) !

Extras:

- Making of ( deutsche Untertitel ) = 19.16 Minuten!

- Trailer, Trailershow!
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かもしだ
5.0 out of 5 stars 80年代ホラーの懐かしい臭いがします
Reviewed in Japan on November 1, 2013
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邦題はどうかしていますが、ブラック・コメディ・ホラーである本作の特色を巧く表しているタイトルとも言えます(笑)

何とも凄い映画です。

未公開で終わらせなかった「シッチェス映画祭ファンタスティック・セレクション2013」に感謝します。

これ程までに楽しめたゴア・スプラッターは久しぶりでした。

監督は「ミート・オブ・ザ・デッド」で鳴かず飛ばずな印象を残してしまったコナー・マクマホン。

駄目元を覚悟して鑑賞するも、序盤のチビッコ顔面血塗れシーンで、そんな心配は吹き飛びました。

兎に角、殺人鬼がピエロなので、凝りに凝ったゴア・シーンも、笑いに満ちたものばかりで、何でもアリ状態。

口から白ウサギは取り出すは、
脳天を開封して脳味噌をほじくるは、
頭に空気を入れて破裂させるは、
やりたい放題です。

着想自体も80年代のスラッシャー・ゴアを意識した作りになっていて、飽きの来ない丁寧な進行と造形でした。

また、6年後という設定にも関わらず、くそ生意気なチビ共が、どの高校生になったのかを一発で理解できる様に、画面に小フキダシを挿入して、チビッコ時代の顔を映し出したのには大爆笑。

誰がどうなったのか解りやすく、滅茶苦茶、楽しめました。

ある意味、全てにおいて、安心二重丸な作品です。

コメディ色の強いゴアという事で、観る人は限られてしまうでしょうが、描写に無駄がなく、チビッコのキス・シーンに始まり、ピエロの下手くそな芸や、友達の悪戯など、全てを利用して、キチンとした落とし所へ物語を着地させる手際の良さも上々でした。

単なるゴアにとどまらず、映画としても非常に良く出来た作品。

80年代の手作りホラーが大好きで、笑いのスパイスが効いた作品が好きだ、という方は購入を検討しても良い気がします。
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